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Pathetic Bastard Man [24 May 2005|03:23pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

Waaaaaaaaaah!!! Well once again another weekend has rolled around and once again I'm bored as crap. Damnit I can't wait till I get my license and my own car. Until then I'll be bored forever! Anywho, as I said I am bored as fuck and have nuffin to do. I'm just sitting here and listening to music and all that good stuff. My people that I talk to (all three of them) are out or busy or whatever. Salima is over Mayat's with Angela, so I probably won't be able to talk to her for the next few millenia. In fact, Y20K will be rolling around by the time she leaves Mayat's house. And since Mayat is hosting the lil girly get together I can't talk to her either. As for Leah, the only other person I really talk to on the phone, she's over her friends house, probably making out with her this very moment. Murry, Gina, Benton, Ashley, Amina, and all them popular peoples are out at a gogo in Bullis. I of course hate gogo, otherwise I would have gone with em. Damnit, why am I always the last to konw about gogos and mixers and parties and shti?! Ah well. The computer is broke too, so no AOL for me! That would have somewhat solved my boredom issues...Damn I'm one pathethic bastard type person. I only have like one friend in the entire freakin world to call. No one else calls me but Salima, and when she's gone I have no one else to turn to. Man I wish I was like NEvin. HE's probably out having adventures with his billions of friends right now. But no, I have to be boring ass me with my one friend who is hanging out with her friends right now. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. I wish people liked me and I wish my stupid pathetic waste of a life wasn't so boring. Then I'd be a happy boy. But for now I'll be a sad, unliked, boring, depressed boy.

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Larsen's Party II [17 Mar 2001|10:39am]
[ mood | exhausted ]

Yoyoyo! Damn it's been a while since I last wrote in you. Well anywho today I went and saw a playa and went to the party at Larsen's house afterward. So anywho the play was pretty funny. It was called the Cocoanauts. I got a free ticket from Richard cuz I guess they had an extra one or sumptin. Well I sat next to Wes Wyvil and he is a shaker and pretty funny so it was kinda cool. The play is about um...well it's not really important. Well anyway after all that crazyness it was party time. Oh yeah I saw Liz G. and she looks ultra mega h-o-t-t. Anyway, Colin actually decide to go to this party which was tight. We stopped at McDonald's and got something to eat; then we headed over to Larsen's house. People were already thar, but the booze had not arrived and the party sucked at first, at least for lil ole me. So eventually Ezra and Chris Brooks showed up w/ the booze and the party got jumpin. I think Lawrence Coley had most of the booze. He is a freakin' alcoholic, but then again I will be too one day. So anywho eventually my girl Emma showed up w/ her fine arse lady friends Lorraine, Elena, and Rachael. Thankfully they were all liquored up. So when I got all nice and liquored up things got better. I started talking! So Emma sat on me lap and I danced with her for a while and then Lorraine sat next to me and on my lap. Emma showed me her yummy black thong too. That damn Carlilse tried to steal Lorraine away from me, but I showed him. Well anyway I gave them a ride home after Emma gave Larsen his first blowjob (and probably last) and headed back to the party. Around 4 we all went to sleep, we all being Tracy, John O' Sullivan, Colin, Benton, Chris, Kristen, Martin, Shantha, Brendan, Dierdre, Jo, Matt M., Zach, and um...Chris' cousin, and Kemp and Maki and Larsen naturally. Oh yeah, Lawrence, Ezra, and Tomas too.

So we woke up in the morning (Sunday) and I took Tomas and Ezra home after me, them, and Colin had breakfast. Me and Colin picked up Salima and then I took Colin home; then me and Lima went to Rockville to look for a jacket. Eventually we found one at Old Navy and it's supa tight. So then me and Lima went home and I slept and then we walked the dog and I ate and after watching Fear I took her booty home.

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Hate Me Now [01 Mar 2001|04:20am]
[ mood | depressed ]

Damn Mr. Journal. It seems like even if Hitler were around today he'd be more liked than me. I have fallen pretty far it seems, just when things were almost picking up...Well anywho these past two days have sucked ass. I got in a minor scuffle with David Woods yesterday. He's been getting on my nerves for a very long time and has been harassing me, yet no one seems to care about that. So anywho we were in the Senior Lounge yesterday. Chris Brooks was being an ass to me yetersday so I punched him. Then David Woods has the nerve to say something so I punched him too. Then David gets up puts me in a headlock. By the way, I had been SITTING DOWN AND PLAYING NO MERCY. So anywho when I got him out of it everyone breaks it up, which is lucky for him cuz I would have killed him. So that was that. Now today I'm playing No Mercy and everyone I fight against is always complainin and callin me names and shit. They say I do cheap shit. Now were someone else who ain't me were to do it nothing would be said to them. I hate this double standard shit and how almost everyone treats me like shit. This is really horrible and I wish people would realize what they are doing to me...

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Katsucon 2K1 [18 Feb 2001|12:12pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

Today I went to my second anime con. My first was Otakon back in August 2000. Well I took the Metro to Crystal City and walked my arse down to the Hyatt after a nice lil romp around Crystal City. When I got there I ran into that bastard Billy and where there's Billy there's Bobby, Joe, and Ricky, that bama from Otakon. So they told me where to go to get registered and I did that and then we headed over to the dealers room which was not even that full sine it was the last day of the convention after all (I went today cuz it was the cheapest). So anywho we walked around and looked at anime before they decided to go and check out the music video room. I stayed behind cuz it was my goal to get some toys. So I found this sweet deal where I could get Eva-00 Yellow and Rei Ayanami for $25. Holy shit that was a good ass deal. Normally they'd be at least twice as much. Aw, I knew this convention would be worthwhile. So afterwards I went to the music video room and sat with the group. Soon the music videos started. They were hella tight too. The Final Fantasy IX one and the Vash the Stampede one were awesome. The one with Mokujin from Tekken 3 was hilarious. So after that we headed back to the dealers room and bought tapes 1-7 of Cowboy Bebop (which I hear is very good). So then we headed back downstairs and chilled until the shit was over. Me, Bobby, Joe, and Billy all got on the Metro and headed to our houses. A nice day indeedy doo, although those people seem to want to reat me like an outsider...

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Valentine's Day [14 Feb 2001|04:09am]
[ mood | loved ]

Hullo! Lalala. Well today is of course Valentine's Day, a day full of love and crap like that. Well today after school me and my mama took Salima out to dinner at a really nice Chinese restaurant on Rhode Island Ave. I had my usual beef lo mein, Salima had sweet & sour chicken, and my mom had garlic chicken or sumptin. It was hella good. We stayed in there for hours talking. Salima and my mom got a lot closer, which is always good. So anywho Salima gave me this cool flower thing made out of cardboard or other assorted thingers and then we took her home. It was an evening of groovyness!

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Randomness [11 Feb 2001|07:05pm]
[ mood | bored ]

Today Salima and I were gonna see a movie cuz we didn't do anything yesterday and I didn't have any homework really. So she came over at around 12 and we hung out for a bit. We slept a lil bit and played bizarre games and watched the Animal Planet channel. Eventually my mom showed up from evil church and we got some pizza from Papa John's. It was good as poo too. So then we left for th emovie cuz it was almost four and that's when the movie started. It was up Uptown. I drove over there and when we got out to buy our tickets we saw a sign saying 4:00 show sold out (we were gonna see Hannibal, by the way). So we drove around and wound up at Safeway by my grandmothers house. Salima bought some cookies and um...something else and then we headed to my house and played Mario Kart 64 and watched Sunday Night Heat. Around 7:30 I had to take my gal home cuz it is a school night after all.

The End!

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Mr. L'Etoile Must Die [07 Feb 2001|05:02pm]
[ mood | distressed ]

Today sucked ass dood. Well actually, it started out really cool. Mr. Carolan wasn't there and neither was Mr. Baker. So I had two free periods in a row which was off the hook. Black Lit went all nice and smooth and now we come to AP Language and Composition, my most hated class of all time. Well that class was going fine until L'Etoile went bonkers and started ranting. He had something mean to say about almost everyone in the class. When he came to me he said, "I don't even know why you're in this class!" Now I know I don't know shit when it comes to that class but damn, that really hurt. So anywho after he stopped ranting and dragged Mac Armelin off to the counselor cuz he can't get along with him in class, I cried a bit and headed to the Senior Lounge for more sulking. Curses L'Etoile! I HATE YOU AND WISH YOU WOULD HURRY UP AND DIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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Grandma's 80th B-Day [03 Feb 2001|11:54am]
[ mood | excited ]

Yo yo yo Mr. Journal. Today (well yesterday actually) is my grandma's birthday. A very special occassion indeed. Me, mama, and dada all got dressed up for this day. Salima came too and she looked hot as she usually does. So Uncle Rob planned the whole joint. We were bout to head over to Grandma's house when my dad informed us a limo would be coming. "Holy poo!" we all said in unison.

So the limo pulled up and Uncle Rob stuck his head out the window as if he were the President addressing his loyal subjects. We got in that bad boy and were awestruck. It was real nice in thar. Grandma and Aunt Keva were in thar too. So we drove around DC and talked until we got to Legal Seafood, a restaurant downtown. When we walked in everyone stared at us like we were the most powerful family on the planet. Yeah boy, I'm gonna command respect like that someday.

So anywho the food and service was damn good. Of course, it was also damn expensive. For all seven of us to eat it cost an astounding $300! Holy monkeys of fire. Afterwards the limo picked us up again and dropped me, Salima, mama, and dada at my house. She stayed here until around 12 and um...That's all she wrote. Damn today kicked much ass!!!

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Club JC [02 Feb 2001|03:48am]
[ mood | good ]

Damn it's been a while. Well anywho Salima came over today for the first part of the day cuz I didn't have school and she decided to skip school after going to her dentist's appoitnment. She slept most of the time she was here. Awww poor tired baby. Well eventually she woke up and we went down to the Florida room and chilled before walking Jazz, which took forever. After all that I had to take her booty home cuz later I was going somewhere with MArie Claire, my friend who I met five years ago who I havent seen in about three years. So at around 7 PM my dad took me over to MC's house. She hasn't changed one bit. She still looks the same as she did when I first met her and is still one wacky ass homette. She tried to make a CD, but apparently she didn't have enough space on her C drive or sumptin so we did some year book stuff instead. Eventually her friend Angel (a Hispanic dude) came over. He reminded me of myself, all surly and quiet. We had some pizza; then MC's other friend Francesca (a black girl) showed up. Around 8:30 we left and headed down to the YWCA downtown to pick up MC's friends Megan and David (who happened to be an item). So finally we headed to Club JC on 7th St. It's really just a basketball court with a DJ type area and a stage for bands. Still, it was cool. It was all Christian related music. Riff Raff (a Christian rap group) and Submission Band (Christian gogo) performed. They were both excellent. There was an open mic session and that was excellent too. 12:30 rolled around and it was time for us to split. She dropped Angel off first; then me. I gave her a hug before leaving, said bye to Francesca, and went on in the house. It was a very good adn interesting day today and I'm glad Marie Claire is back in my life again.

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Ron's Freestyles [07 Jan 2001|03:11am]
[ mood | energetic ]

Round 1

My freestyle is so tight it can burn
I'm gonna give you a permanent perm
I don't give a damn, I swear
Take a blowtorch straight to your hair
Chris is just pissed he can't write poetry
He can't s4ee me on land air or sea
He can't even see me on cable TV
He has to sit down when he goes pee pee
And now I'm just about out of time
But I'll be back in a few to rock more rhymes

Round 2

I told you people that I'd be back
I gots to save you from MCs that are wack
We all know CB is on crack
So here I go again slaying the track
Go to McDonald's and order a big mack
Mess with me and you're bound to get smacked
Come to my hood and you're gonna get jacked
Freestyle skills is something Chris lacks

Round 3

Peep dis y'all I be on AOL
Do not pass go go directly to jail
Actually skip jail just go directly to hell
My first toy was a TI Speak n' Spell
I never ever ate at no Taco Bell
I never been south of the border
But someone from there can take my order
You might hate on me cuz I'm a skateboarder
Unless you wanna get arrested you better not loiter
If you're thirsty then drink some water
Battle me? Why bother
I'm gonna lyrically assassinate your father
At home I got a three year old daughter
This ain't no contest it's a lyrical slaughter
Take you out back and beat you with the Rock of Gibralter
My rhymes are so dope I can never falter

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Bowl Till Ya Drop [06 Jan 2001|02:48am]
[ mood | jubilant ]

Today I went with Salima and her lovely family to some bowling alley out in Riverdale, MD. Sadiqa, Sabriya (aka the demon), and Salima's three cousins Isiah, Joshua, and DJ along with Salima's parents. So we got there and mea nd Salima started bowling. We both stunk up the joint with our lack of skills. It was fun as all hell though (at least to me. Salima got all flustered cuz she wasn't doing so hot). After bowling we headed over to Shoppers Food Warehouse. Me, Salima, and Sadiqa all stayed in the car. Eventually they all came back and we stopped at 7-11 before returning to Salima's house. So me and Salima went upstairs and chilled. She put on her navy blue thong and showed it to me. Woooohooooo!!! I took a picture of her in it, but the lil weiner took it waaaah! So not much went on in Salma's room. I hooked up her VCR with her help naturally. I went to sleep for a lil bit thar cuz I was dog butt tired. Eventually Salima and her dad took me home and all was spunky. We did the usual kiss and hug thang themn they lefted. Overall it was a damn nice time.

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Happy Birthday, Salima [03 Jan 2001|03:21pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Yup, today sure is Salima's birthday. She is finally 17 today. Now we can both see rated R movies without having to do something shady. Well anywho this morning around 10:30 I arrived at her house cuz we were gonna go to the Original House of Pancakes over in Bethesda. She looked nice and hot as usual. So I gave her her presents which included two small stuffed animals that me and Colin got at this store in Springfield Mall, two corny ass poems written by yours truly, and a card from my mom with $20 in it and a card from me as well. She really appreciated all the groovy gifts which was awesome cuz a whole lot of effort went into making Salima's birthday a memorable one. So we went over to the Original House of Pancakes and had a mighty fine breakfast. I had silver dollar pancakes, sausage links, and hash browns with onions. She had eggs, sausage, pancakes, and shredded hashbrowns. IT was all very good. Afterwards we decided to head to Toys R' Us over in Rockville, but before we did we stopped in this boutique to try and find Salima's grandma something. Everything was way too expensive though. So we went up to Toys R' Us. That was pretty groovy. She wanted some barbies but didn't get any cuz they could he bad for much cheaper at KB Toys right now. Surprisingly, she did get me some very valuable Simpsons toys including Ned Flanders and the Treehouse of Horrors playset (w/ King Kong Homer, Flanders as the Devil, Mr. Burns as Dracula, and Bart as the Fly), all for the low price of $20. That rules. So afterwards we headed back to my house after stopping at 7-11 and gettin' a Coke slurpee. So we head back to my house and my mom wants us to pick up her prescription from CVS. We got it and Salima paid for the shit again along with these glitter pens. Back home we walked JAzz then we played some good ole Jet Grind Radio. Me and Salima got real frisky at this point. eventually at around 6:00 me and Salima got some chicken nuggets from Andy's. Soon afterwards I had to take her bottom home. I must say it was quite a treat to be about to spend Salima's birthday with her!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LOVE OF MY LIFE!
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Ron 2K1 [01 Jan 2001|08:00pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

Finally the New Year is upon us. But before I get into all that I is gonna talk about New Year's Eve!

Well this New Year's Eve I spent my time at Salima's house with her and her family. The majority of time was spent finishing up my application to Boston University and playing with the lil' childrens. Salima's mom helped me with my essay and everything and it was all gravy baby! Well eventually 11:30 rolled around and we turned on the TV to watch all that good New Year's Eve coverage. Damn I hope I get into NYU that New Year's celebration looks off the heazy fo' sheazy. Well anywho the clock struck 12 and, you guessed it, everyone screamed "Happy New Years!" Salima popped open the bubbly (actually it was Sparklin' Cider) and we had about a million glasses of that good stuff. We played a game of Clue and Sabriya won. Afterwards we played charades and me and Salima dominated that. At around 2:30 we went to sleep...Well, they did. Me and Lima stayed awake and fooled around. She gave me four blowjobs and on the fourth one I came in her mouth. Woohoo a glorious night indeed. So eventually around 4 or 5 me and Salima went to sleep.

So at around 11 we all woke up. Salima cooked us breakfast (cuz she's just shaweet like that). Most of the actual New Year's Day was spent relaxin. I was hella tired like all day. So I tried to lie down like all day. Eventually six o' clock rolled around and Salima and her dad dropped me off at ze house after getting something from McDonalds. So here I is now! I must say this New Year's was really spunky and to be able to celebrate it with Salima was quite a treat!

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Year In Review [31 Dec 2000|02:37am]
[ mood | happy ]

Hey there my new and very much improved Mr. Journal! I can draw pictures in you now! That's going to kick a whole lot of as. Well anywho it's the end of the year (that bitch came faster than expected) and now it's time to look back on what happened so here we go!!!

Well the big story this year was that me and Salima's relationship grew incredibly strong, amazing especially after last year's evilness. It started out slow at first, but by May everything had been righted and all was otay with the world! Woohoo!

Another cool thing that happened this year was my first prom! It was very excellent and I had a ton o fun. Of course, I went with Salima. After Prom kicked just as much ass and a good time was had by all that night!

This year I also finally got my drivers license, an event over sixteen years in the making. And as we all know having a drivers license = a lot more freedom.

I went to my first (and hopefully not last) HFStival this year as well. Me, Salima, and Colin the Inferior Boy camped out down at the Warner Theater downtown and met all sorts of crazy and interesting people. The actual HFStival was really cool as well. THe bands rocked hard (as did the chicks who showed skin).

Well not much else interesting or exciting happened in Y2K! I worked in the summer nad met a nice chick named January who lives in Minnesota, started being friends with LaLa again, and expanded my toy collection. I also rearranged and redecorated my room. Now it's time to forge on into the new year. Hopefully things will continue to rock on into the year 2001!

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Thanksgiving [24 Nov 2000|04:37pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

I really haven't been writing in you like I should, but that's all good. Maybe it would be better to forget my memories anyway. It's not like they are important anyway. My memories really only speak of my stupid and tortured past that I hate to really think about cuz for the past six or seven years I've been such a gimpy loser. The girls don't like me at all. Well the ones in other states seem to. Maybe two girls like me over here, but only as friends (which I don't mind at all really). Stephanie Davis is a girl who I believe to be my friend. And Ashley Greenfield may also be my friend, but I'm not really too sure about that. I'm not really sure about much anymore. Well I do know that one person who is not related to me loves me, and of course that person is Salima. I wish I had more dedicated and loving friends like her, but that is not the case. People just don't wanna give me a chance really, and I don't blame them either. Like I said, I'm a loser.

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Fuck Everybody [04 Nov 2000|08:07pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

Well hello there Mr. Journal. Well goddamnit today has sucked some major royal arse dude. This mornin I had to take two SAT IIs in Writing and Literature. Hopefully I did well in that shit. Well after that I decided that I woudl take Andrew home so he wouldn't have to take the Metro. So we stopped at McDonald's and went back to my house. AFter we ate we called John up and decided that maybe we should all hang out today. Well anywho Salima called and wanted me to do something with her. So after a billion years I decided to take Andrew to Tenleytown instead and then rushed over to Salima's. However, everything took longer than normal and Salima had to leave without me. So now I'm here alone and bored and Salima be pissed. Okie so lets fast forward a lot of hours. Salima comes back home and wants to know if I can come over. Fuck everyone dude. I forgot the rest.

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Halloween [31 Oct 2000|10:32pm]
[ mood | content ]

Well I know it's been a long time but I am finally back Mr. Journal. Well as usual in my life not much has been going on. My birthday came and went, several major holidays came and went, and er...that's all really. Me and Salima are still together and growing strong. She is at Angela's house right now spending the night over there. Actually she just called me so that was cool. Hmm...well not much to report on now. Just know that things will get back into full swing when business picks up again!

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Gap [03 Aug 2000|01:27pm]
[ mood | worried ]

You may be wondering what happened to some missing entries. I had to rip them out because Salima wanted to read them. For now there will be a large gap in entries, and until the end of the year all entries will only be written on holidays. In this way I can prevent and super private memories from being read. Unfortunately, I won't know a lot of stuff either cuz my use for Mr. Journal is to write down my thoughts and memories, and if I don't write them I will most likely forget. Ah well, it's all for the sake of my well being anyway. So so long for now Mr. Journal. i'm on a lil' hiatus. You can take that trip to Mexico now that you always wanted to!

Ronald Simms Jr.

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X-Men [19 Jul 2000|10:00pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Well hello there monkey bottoms! Well anywho yesterday me and Salima went to a movie. I rode the Metro over to McPherson Square and walked over to her job. By the way it was raining so I had to buy a motherfuckin umbrella. Damn wackos at the Metro. So anywho I met her at her job and we walked back to the Metro Station and rode that bitch all the wack back to Union Station. We were gonna go see Perfect Storm, but that didn't start until like...6 something and earlier shows started at like...4:10 and we got there at 4:30 so we were too late to go obviously. So we decided to go see X-Men cuz we wanted to see it and er...there was really no other choice. So we waited a bit until the movie started then we bought popcorn and went in. I must say X-Men was a damn fine film, especially since it was based on a comic book franchise. The film revolves around Wolverine and Rouge and involves Magneto's plan for changing all humanity into mutants which then die soon afterwards. Included in the film are Wolverine, Rouge, Cyclops, Storm, Jean Grey, Professor X, Sabertooth, Magneto, Mystique, and Toad. So anywho after the movie we got something to eat finally (I was starving) and not long after that it was time to go home. So we rode the Metro to Takoma Station and my dad picked us up and gave us a ride home. Yeehaw, a fine evening with Salima once again.

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Happy Birthday, Sabriya [15 Jul 2000|11:45pm]
[ mood | happy ]

Well today was Sabriya's (Salima's stupid and mean as fuck little sister) b-day. She turned 9. Maybe she'll be nicer and not as stupid now that she's older, but that's doubtful. Anywho I got there around 2:40 and Salima was in the kitchen working on some baked beans. She looked beautiful as always. Sadiqa, Sabriya, and Salima's mom were also all there. Everyone seemed hella busy, so I just stood around in the kitchen watching Salima do her thang. Eventually Salima was done and we just chilled on the couch a little bit before her mom and dad asked her to do something. Salima was pissed since she was made to do a ton of work while Sadiqa wasn't, but thankfully I was there to help her out. So anywho we were charged with cookin the food, which is something I was glad to do. So we got outside and started grillin. The hotdogs were doing just fine, but the chicken was kind of falling apart. Pissed at her parents, Salima took all her frustration out on me. I was gettin sad from all this redirected verbal abuse and started to cry a teeny bit. Salima apologized and all was gravy again. So after that we continued to grill the food as Salima's family members began to arrive. These people are all on Salima's mom's side of the family, which Salima claims is pretty damn ghetto. Salima's grandma and cousin were the first to arrive. Salima's grandma seemed nice as can be (something grandma's seem to do well). Her cousin wasn't so groovy though as she didn't say much to me. So eventually this dude named Parker showed up with some kid and he helped us with the food. Yahoo! Mission complete. So after doing some more crap for Salima's parents me and her chilled on the front steps and cuddled and talked and laughed. At one point we even killed an evil demonic spider. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! So anywho all was well and we were just-a-chillin after all that grillin. We also got sexual at some points too. Eventually, after being bitten up by evil demonic mosquitos, we moved back inside and chilled on the couch and did more sexual things, even when Salima's family members were around! Damn she's come a long way...Anywho, eventually long after everyone left it was time for me to split. So after going back outside and doing some more semi-sexual things my mom arrived and it was time for me to leave. Macaroni!

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